SANTA CLAUS QUOTES III

quotations about Santa Claus

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God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.

BIL KEANE

Jeffy's Lookin' at Me


Of course Santa is dead, you force a guy to eat a billion cookies in one night, what do you think is going to happen?

JIMMY KIMMEL

Jimmy Kimmel Live, October 5, 2017

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She felt that it was not the responsibility of the educational system to make sure that by the age of twelve, a student has a clear enough understanding of reality to be able to figure out that Santa Claus is a myth.

BRUCE GAUTHIER

Santa Claus is Alive and Well and Living on Wall Street


When I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, I wasn't upset; rather, I was relieved that there was a much simpler phenomenon to explain how so many children all over the world got presents on the same night! The story had been getting pretty complicated -- it was getting out of hand.

RICHARD P. FEYNMAN

What Do You Care What Other People Think?

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I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

TOMMIE CONNOR

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"


Ho, ho, ho
Santa's comin' back, around
So get ready
Christmastime is my favorite part of the year
'Cause ah, there's a lot of love in the air
And holiday cheer

TODDIEFUNK

"Santa's comin' baka round"


The myth of Santa has grown to gigantic proportions. He is able to know all, to judge each and every child, to make reindeer fly and do all these things at the North Pole! Obviously Santa has slowly taken the place of God, doing things which only God can do. Unfortunately, this "god" is a legalistic "god," dispensing gifts only upon those who deserve them.

JOHN L. HOH, JR.

Santa Claus: Is He For Your Child?

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Though I adore the idea of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Sandman, the Tooth Fairy, and such luminary characters--especially their altruism and devotion--I still don't believe in them. For I know the truth. Only one such miracle worker exists who performs magic in my life, seeing to my wants and needs without fail. That queen is my mother. With unwavering faith I believe in her.

RICHELLE E. GOODRICH

Smile Anyway


Santa is the most popular hoax of the age.

MARTIN F. CLOUGH

attributed, Santa Claus: A Biography


Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!

FRANCIS PHARCELLUS CHURCH

"Is There a Santa Claus", The New York Sun, September 21, 1897

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The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney -- not that we had one -- suggested burglary more readily than generosity. Any Santa who tried it would have gotten a bullet in his holly, jolly keister.

THOMM QUACKENBUSH

Of Christmas Present


The myth of Santa Claus is a wonderful way to convey a sense of universal love to children. Just because there isn't a real person called Santa Claus with a long white beard doesn't mean that sharing this myth with children is bad. It has a sense of wonder that fits our dreams and hopes. It conveys a sense of love, caring, and joy that both children and adults cherish. Eventually, of course, children come to realize that the bearded Santa Claus can't be real. Usually adults are more concerned about the disappointment this revelation may cause than it is traumatic for growing minds that are naturally expanding their knowledge of the world anyway. Adult forms of love, caring and joy are pretty wonderful too! Children eventually come to see that Santa Claus represents a spirit in all of us, and the love and joy in our own hearts is what makes the celebration of Santa Claus real for us.

ROBERT BLAKE

The Christian Atheist: Integrating Science, Psychology, Medicine and Spirituality in the 21st Century


I'm a middle-aged man and I still 100% believe in the power of Santa Claus. Those who don't should find something more important to worry about, rather than trying to spoil the fun for billions of children and adults.

PADRAIG COLLINS

"Santa Claus is a phenomenal imagination driver. Leave him alone", The Guardian, November 30, 2016


Alas! How dreary would be the world if there was no Santa Claus!... There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.

FRANCIS P. CHURCH

New York Sun, September 21, 1897

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The devil has a demon,
His name is Santa Claus.
He's a dirty old demon
Because of last year's flaws.
He promised Jack a yo-yo,
And Jill a diamond ring.
They woke up on Christmas morning
Without a single thing ...

One day they'll stand before God
Without their bag of tricks.
Without their red-nosed reindeer
Or their phony old Saint Nicks;
For Revelation twenty-one,
Verse eight, tells where they'll go:
Condemned to everlasting hell,
Where they'll be no Ho! Ho! Ho!

ANONYMOUS

anti-Christmas tract from North Carolina, anti-Christmas tract from North Carolina, 1990


Can you remember when Christmas was so simple that one Santa Claus could work an entire town?

E. C. MCKENZIE

14,000 Quips and Quotes: For Speakers, Writers, Editors, Preachers and Teachers


God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.

OLIVER MARKUS

Oliver's Strange Journey


Ultimately, Santa is here to teach us about giving unconditionally. That's why he visits so many children. But when kids get older they don't need him as much because they have already learned the lesson and have started giving to others just as Santa gave to them.

JENN-ANNE

"Dad told me there is no Santa Claus. Is that true, Mom?", Chicago Now, December 19, 2016


To say there is no Santa Claus is the most erroneous statement in the world. Santa Claus is a thought that is passed from generation to generation. After time this thought takes on a human form. Maybe if all children and adults understand the symbolism of this thought we can actually attain Peace on Earth and good will to men everywhere.

CHARLES W. HOWARD

"Santa Claus Oath"


Santa honey, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

EARTHA KITT

"Santa Baby"